Welcome to Jordan's Website!

I ate a magical banana. After I ate that banana i turned into a banana. I then ate another banana which made me even more banana-y.

I own a hot air balloon. And on that hot air balloon lives a tiger. And in that tiger lives a hot air balloon that i own. And the cycle continues.

I have a miniature schnauzer. She can fly if she wags her tail hard enough.I am that schnazuer. I fly like a bird.

Look at my cute kitten!